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And there she goes
Off to the loo again
It seemed to work out
But away she ran
I don't quite get it
Am I really such a bore
I know I'm not too bad
And I've dated her before

But she won't let me get too close
Won't even have me stay
Over for a drink
But I'm trying anyway
When I stare her arms are itching
And tears swell up when I phrase
I told a joke to get her laughing
But she sneezed right in my face

Allergic to bananas
She's allergic to the trees
She's allergic to white sugar
She's allergic to me
To bananas, to the trees
To white sugar, to me

Allergic to crustaceans
She's allergic to leek
She's allergic to Kaukasians
She's allergic to me
To crustaceans, to leek, to Kaukasians

Falderaldera Falderalderi
She's got a nasty allergy

She's just not used
Might just be overwhelmed
My charming presence
Overwhelming I am
What can I do?
How can I break the ice?
It's like fear of failure
While her eyes are on the price

But she won't let me get too close
Won't even have me stay
Over for a drink
But I'm trying anyway
She's been saying she's so cheerful
Never smiles when I'm around
She threw up all over me when
I tried to kiss her on her mouth

Falderaldera Falderalderi
She's got a nasty allergy

She's allergic, she's allergic